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Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage
Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language.
We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together,
making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the
candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach.
We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions
on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client
requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system
and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.
Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.
Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for
implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as
required features.
Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Arranged Marriage: Product is sold as it is where it is basis.
Product once sold will not be taken back.
Sardar and Maruti
A Surd with his new Maruti Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.But he didn't reach in the evening, and not the next day either.
When he finally reached home on the third day,his disrtraut mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya ?" The sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey,and said, "Oy, ye Mrutti wale pagal ho gaye nain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaae nain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik ?" |
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