Suicide
Geo TV (news channel) gets a news that 100 people got killed in a train accident at Karachi station. Only one left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, how did it happen?
Reply : oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ka wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki super
express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ke gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
Geo TV: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode.
Reply : oh.. nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.
Letter from mom of a Pathan GO SLOW..........
My dear Gulzaib,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well I'm writing this
letter slowly, and because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles, I won't be able to send the address as the last Pathan who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat
you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is girl or a boy, so I don't now whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, GulKhan fell in the nearby well.
Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, GulAhmed, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love,
Mom.
P.S. Gulzaib, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off
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